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Each user will have web space allotted to him/her entitled "Blog and Comments" which may be accessed using a username and relative passwords provided by Edizioni B which allows the user to visualise, at any moment: the activated services as well as services that have yet to be activated, new services offered and the user's own personal information. The community lives on account of the publicity generated through the free services. The adhesion to the community entails the acceptance of the publicity as means to guarantee the survival of the community. The offered services by the community will be rendered within the limits of the present conditions stipulated in the contract. 3) Access codes For the activation of the service, Edizioni B provides a username and a password to the user. 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