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     Are you a hero ? 
    The fantastic middle ages: Dragons, horrible monsters, disgusting creatures and even more repulsive demons swarmed the lands.

    This test will determine how you would have fared in those times.
    by boris88

    A farmer asks you to slay the usual dragon. How do you you answer?
    A dragon...good...We accept credit cards....
    A dragon? Where !?!?! I saw it first!!!!! Blood!!! Blooood!!!!!!
    It isn't one of those horrible things that's covered in scales and spits fire, is it? I'm a bit busy today. Maybe tomorrow?

    The princess has been kidnapped by the local bad guy. What do you do ?
    Bad guy? But how bad? Bad like a little bad, right? Are you sure she's being held captive there? In that tower? OH NO, I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!!!
    Oughtn't we call the police?
    CHARGE!!!!!

    You've saved the princess. She comes forward to kiss you....
    AARRRGGHHH....YOU WANT TO SUCK MY BLOOD!!!!! BACK HORRID CREATURE!!!!! YOU WILL NOT HAVE ME ALIVE!!!
    What? Are you kidding me? What, with all these diseases around? I might get pneumonia, or SARS or worse yet, a fever!
    Nooo...Please...Don't devour me!

    Sei stato rinchiuso nelle segrete del castello del cattivo numero 574, cosa fai?
    Vi diro tuttto!!! lasciatemi andare!!! vi daro tutto quello che volete!!!
    Dov' Ť la mia super-spada-spacca-tutto ?
    Non potete farlo, ho diritto ad un avvocato!! voglio fare la mia telefonata!!!

    Sieti piu o meno gloriosamente evasi della segrete, ma quando uscite vi trovate di fronte a voi un gigantesco drago...
    tsk ! un drago, i draghi non esistono, e se esistono Ť impossibile che sputino fuoco. ora te lo dimostrero...
    Un' altro drago? Ť il quarto oggi!!! poco importa,... ADDOSSO!!!
    aaaaa!!!!!!! aiuto!!!! voglio la mamma!!!!!

    Il rŤ vi dono la sua corona come segno di gratitudi per tutte le vostre imprese....
    quanto vale?
    si mangia o si beve?
    ma nn Ť pericoloso? potrebbero esserci dei germi.. ho paura....






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