1- YOU OPEN THE CLOSET. WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR?
a) Smart trousers or skirts, Richmond shoes..you never know who you might meet!
b) Checkered trousers, army boots a ripped T-shirt with the anarchy symbol...You've got to represent!
c) What the fuck do I care? it's a miracle there's even something in the closet. Ah...a shirt...it's from 2 weeks ago.

2- YOU'RE IN THE BUS AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TICKET. WHATO DO YOU DO?
a) You look for the bus conducter and tell him the truth and promise that it'll never happen again.
b) You think quick and get off at the nearest stop before the station where the ticket check is.
c) You don't give a shit. The service is terrible. The tram looks like it was used for taking the Jews to the concentration camps. You spit at the conductor and remain seated.

3- YOU'RE WALKING DOWN 3- THE STREET AND A GROUP OF PEOPLE START MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE DRESSED. YOU:
a) You lower your eyes and promise yourself that this is the last time you put on chains.
b) You look them straight in the eyes and say "What the fuck do you want? Go and suck my dog's dick and stop breaking my balls!".
c) You go up to one of them and stick your tongue down his/her throat and tell him/her that he/she's only good for that.

4- YOU'RE AT HOME AND YOUR MUM ASKS YOU TO DO AN IMPORTANT ERRAND.
a) You tell her that you don't want to because you've just wanked/fingered yourself and you're a bit tired.
b) You go right away because your poor mum always has so much to do.
c) Mum? Hmm...this word kind of rings a bell.

5- AT THE PARK A BOY/GIRL ASKS FOR YOUR NUMBER.
a) You think I have a phone you conformist cow!
b) You get to know him/her a little better and then give him/her your number without wasting more time.
c) Number? You grab him/her and throw him/her in a bush and screw him/her for an hour and if he/she's hot for two hours.

6- DURING AN HOUR OF CLASS WITH A SUPPLY TEACHER SHE SAYS "GUYS! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT JUST BE QUIET". HOW DO YOU ANSWER?
a) "Okay, I'll just go over the homework you assigned!"
b) "Can I jerk off?"
c) I don't know what school means

7- YOU'RE AT A BIG NIRVANA TRIBUTE FESTIVAL.
a) The concert hasn't even started and your moshing away at full power given how smashed you are.
b) You go and find somewhere to sit down because your legs are tired.
c) You stand in position by the foot of the stage and then when the singer who is making Kurt Cobain's music sound like rat shit starts you throw a bottle at his head causing him a massive concussion. He slips into a coma and comes out after a few days and then you get arrested.