The usual Santas knock on your door asking for donations for the needy in Africa. What do you do?
You give them 1000 pounds each.
You tell them to try the mansion in front of you.
You give them boxes of cookies laced with enough Arsenic to kill 4 healthy elephants.

Your brothers ask you for beyblades for Christmas. You:
Get them for them.
Buy them second hand.
Buy them explosive Beyblades.

You girlfriend gives a "Lovely" present: She cheats on you. What do you?
It's Christmas. It's the season for good and forgiving.
You spit in her face.
You make her leave the house in two minutes or else...

Your Christmas tree is stolen. You:
Buy a new one.
Put a bounty of 100000 pounds on the head of the person who stole it.
You go and rob a real one from Scandanavia.

You're given your rival team's jersey. You:
Smile and...
Throw it away.
Throw it in the bin and do the same with the smart ass prankster.