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     Do you hear voices? 
    With this little test you can see whether you hear voices and whether you're a potential visionary.

    Written by: Thor1000

    Are you relaxed at the moment?
    Yes
    No
    Huh?

    Do you like flowers?
    Yes
    No
    Huh?

    Can you hear when I talk to you?
    Yes
    No
    Huh?

    For erotic games do you use Honey or Nutella?
    Honey
    Nutella
    Huh?

    When you go and vote...
    You vote normally.
    You write bad words and draw obscene thing on the ballot.
    You vote for The Party of saviours of Orion.

    Do you feel watched?
    By the neighbours.
    By the CIA.
    They don't watch me. They abduct me with their UFOs.

    Which instruments do you think they've installed in you so far?
    A bar code on the back of my head.
    A volt meter on this side and a shocker on this side of my heart.
    An audio device in my brain.

    Who is your hero?
    Mickey Mouse
    Donald Trump
    Amanda Lear

    Do you like being a florist?
    Yes
    No
    Huh?

    Is it better to have an egg today or a chicken tomorrow?
    Egg today
    Chicken tomorrow
    Chicken tomorrow and hope it gives me a lot of eggs.






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