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     A perfect lover 
    See if you're an irresistible lover with this silly little test.
    Author:crow

    Does love without sex exist?
    Yes
    No
    cos'Ť il sesso?

    What's the most important thing in your life?
    My girlfriend
    My family
    Sex

    You see a butterfly. What's your first thought?
    mmmmhhhh...too small to jump on.
    How beautiful...an addition to my collection.
    ...freeeeedooooom!

    You see an elephant. Your first thought is:
    Ivory! Money... Money!
    What a beautiful creature god created!
    ...mmmmmmmmh too big to jump on!

    You see a sheep. You think:
    Fersh meat tonight!
    ...mmmmmmmmh right size to jump on!
    ...that verse in the Bible that says that they made the right path vanish...

    Have you ever spent more than a hundred pounds on your girlfriend?
    Yes, but only for silly things that we could both play with.
    No. My woman's not even worth one pound.
    I've never had a girlfriend.






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    ·The perfect Mum.
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