Does love without sex exist?
Yes
No
cos'è il sesso?

What's the most important thing in your life?
My girlfriend
My family
Sex

You see a butterfly. What's your first thought?
mmmmhhhh...too small to jump on.
How beautiful...an addition to my collection.
...freeeeedooooom!

You see an elephant. Your first thought is:
Ivory! Money... Money!
What a beautiful creature god created!
...mmmmmmmmh too big to jump on!

You see a sheep. You think:
Fersh meat tonight!
...mmmmmmmmh right size to jump on!
...that verse in the Bible that says that they made the right path vanish...

Have you ever spent more than a hundred pounds on your girlfriend?
Yes, but only for silly things that we could both play with.
No. My woman's not even worth one pound.
I've never had a girlfriend.