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     How rough are you? 
    Discover the brute within...do you really know how much of a brute you are? The Bastards Inside will tell...come come.

    Sporty casual for you is:
    Jeans and trainers
    Plaid shirt with your favourite band T-shirt underneath.
    Suspenders instead of a belt.

    You buy a new car.
    Ask the car dealer to take a picture of you next to the car before you take it home.
    You wait to register it because its license plate match your girlfriend's initials.
    You look for one with a hat rest with the same measures as the woollen carpet your mum made for you.

    In your car you always have what handy:
    A mango scented car freshener and a toy rabbit that moves its head.
    A wooden bead seat cover.
    A magnetic crucifix and a picture of your family.

    You buy what at least once a year?
    A statue of the Virgin Mary and water from Lourdes.
    A T-shirt of the place you last visited on holiday.
    A figurine for the nativity scene

    You have a son and you:
    Give him your name.
    Give him the saint-on-whose-day-he was-born's name.
    Give him your favourite actor or singer's name.

    It's your anniversary.
    You take her on a boat ride on the river.
    You get your pictures taken at an automatic passport picture booth.
    Bring an orchestra under her balcony.

    In you briefcase you always have:
    A picture of your dog that died five years ago.
    Your catechism documents from 15 years ago.
    Some wet-wipes.

    You never go without what in your car stereo?
    Christian Radio, the Mickey Mouse club theme song and Sunday's mass from the week before.
    YMCA
    A collection of ambient chill CDs

    Your dog's name is:
    Pluto, Snoopy or Toby.
    Gladiator, Assassin or Sandokan
    Lassie, Milý or RinTinTin

    Your favourite books are:
    TVB Ti Voglio Bastarda, Coraline or Neverwhere
    How to earn the most, How to speak in public or How to triumph in life
    Bricolage in the home, Mother Teresa's home cooking or How to sing to plants

    You always order which?
    San Francisco, kiwi with pineapple or Malibý with strawberry.
    Ginger Ale, San Bitter or Red Bull
    Campari for two or a shot of a digestive.

    Your favourite films are:
    The Horse Whisperer The Piano and Save the Last Dance
    American Pie, Austin Powers and Porky's
    Animal House, American History X and Fight Club

    You always have this is in your shopping trolley:
    Baby onions, fish shaped crackers and small baby cheese.
    Whole wheat bread, low fat yogurt, Bio Tofu and mixed salad with alfalfa sprouts.
    Rough toilet paper, cotton buds and fungicide for your feet.

    At home you have:
    A cupboard with all sorts of souvenirs from weddings or communions.
    A couch cover in coloured cloth to protect the precious material of your couch.
    A picture of the Pope (Our supreme Pontiff)






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    ·Pink Floyd Quiz
    ·Psychosomatic
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    ·Sunday or Monday
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