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     What kind of woman are you? 
    See what breed you are.

    Author:Dott. Alex.Pz.

    Choose of the following the attributes your ideal partner has.
    Nice, generous, giving and reflective.
    Charismatic, flashy and extroverted
    Wealthy, manager, proven, independent and decisive.

    If you had to surgically change any part of your body, what would you change?
    Bottom
    Breasts
    Nose

    You're at a nightclub. There's a guy that came with some friends of yours. You kind of like him. How do you behave?
    You talk about his bottom with your best friend.
    You ask your best friend to work out a meeting strategy.
    You try and catch his eye without making yourself look desperate.

    What part of a man do you notice on the first date?
    Hands
    Bottom
    Eyes

    If you could choose where to have sex for the first time, where would it be?
    Drunk and violent in the back of a car.
    After a nice romantic dinner at his house under candle light.
    He comes to your house with flowers and after having recited you a poem you make love on the floor.

    You have to choose your lingerie for a weekend getaway with him. You
    Buy some black designer lingerie that shows off your curves.
    Get a friend to help you choose some lingerie which is just harmfully erotic.
    Use the run-of-the-mill that worked with the others. It's the substance that counts.

    Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?
    Yes
    Never
    Yes. But he did first.

    In good and in bad until death you part. Do you believe in marriage?
    Yes. Blindly
    No. It's only a question of consequence.
    I don't know. I haven't found the right guy to marry.






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    ·Are you horny or a Saint
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    ·Can you live in a civil way amongst your own?
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    ·Fashion
    ·Flipped test
    ·Free thinker
    ·From Wall Street to plain street?
    ·Homer or Lupin. Which character best personifies you?
    ·How bad are you?
    ·How lonely are you?
    ·How much do you know about The Simpsons?
    ·How much of a bastard are you?!?
    ·How psychopathic are you?
    ·How rough are you?
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    ·How useful are you to society?
    ·I read the news today, Oh boy!
    ·Is your ass clean?
    ·It's Christmas and we're al little more bastard like...
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    ·Loser test
    ·Perfect psycho
    ·Persotest
    ·Pink Floyd Quiz
    ·Psychosomatic
    ·Smooth, fizzy or sexy?
    ·Sunday or Monday
    ·T & N test
    ·The cool guy test
    ·The perfect Mum.
    ·The sportmanship in you!
    ·What does your room say about you?
    ·What kind of multi-tasker are you?
    ·What kind of woman are you?
    ·When will you die?
    ·Which cartoon are you?
    ·Who do want more? Football or a woman?
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