What are you thinking about?
Baseball
Football match
How fat you are
I'm sorry I gave you the impression that I was thinking. I was reflecting on how fortunate I am for having met you.
How much hotter my new secretary is than you
How to spend the insurance money if you died

Do I look fat?
No. Of course not
I wouldn't say fat, but I wouldn't say slim either.
Compared to what
You look good with a little meat
I've seen much fatter
Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your life insurance policy.

Do you love me?
I suppose so
Would it make you feel better if i said yes
Define "Love"
Yes. Surely. More so than any other thing on Earth
Does it matter?
Who? Me?

Do you think she's prettier than me?
Only in the way that she's thinner and younger.
Not prettier, just pretty in a different way
i don't think beauty is quantifiable.
Yes, but I bet you have the better personality.
No, you're the prettiest girl I know, probably the prettiest I've ever seen.
Repeat please! I was thinking about the insurance policy again.