In a sports daily, you read that Bush has been recruited to play for the Pistons. What do you think?
The team is really going down
He's understood that there's more money in sports
Maybe he's good

Your teacher announces a pop quiz. What do you do?
Study the whole afternoon
You don't study because you know you'll fail anyway
You spit in his eye

Happiness is:
One needs to define happiness first
A Ferrari and a date with Angelina Jolie
A good book and a glass of milk

A group of friends give you a box of condoms:
They've finally understood the importance of usefull presents
Premarital sex damages the optic nerve
A waste. You won't be using them anyway

You see your girlfriend/boyfreind with another boy/girl. What do you do?
Don't care
It must be a friend. Let's see if I can still fit under the door...
I'm single

They announce a nuclear war. What do you do?
Run to Mummy
The same but forget the can opener
Rob a shop of all its canned food

If someone asked you whether a specific bus passed by the bus stop, how would you answer?
It should, but in life anything can happen
No. I think I'm in Rome
I don't talk to stangers

You have to buy a car. What do you get?
A Ferrari testarossa
You have more important things to think about
You don't have a license

The Camel Trophy is:
Very dangerous
An exceptional competition
Thnaks, but I don't smoke

A big truck is about to run you over. You:
Smash his face
Smash his face with your local group of thugs
Humbly apologize for having crossed at the wrong time