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     Psychosomatic 
    A test to see who you really are. The ego inside. The person in you...

    In a sports daily, you read that Bush has been recruited to play for the Pistons. What do you think?
    The team is really going down
    He's understood that there's more money in sports
    Maybe he's good

    Your teacher announces a pop quiz. What do you do?
    Study the whole afternoon
    You don't study because you know you'll fail anyway
    You spit in his eye

    Happiness is:
    One needs to define happiness first
    A Ferrari and a date with Angelina Jolie
    A good book and a glass of milk

    A group of friends give you a box of condoms:
    They've finally understood the importance of usefull presents
    Premarital sex damages the optic nerve
    A waste. You won't be using them anyway

    You see your girlfriend/boyfreind with another boy/girl. What do you do?
    Don't care
    It must be a friend. Let's see if I can still fit under the door...
    I'm single

    They announce a nuclear war. What do you do?
    Run to Mummy
    The same but forget the can opener
    Rob a shop of all its canned food

    If someone asked you whether a specific bus passed by the bus stop, how would you answer?
    It should, but in life anything can happen
    No. I think I'm in Rome
    I don't talk to stangers

    You have to buy a car. What do you get?
    A Ferrari testarossa
    You have more important things to think about
    You don't have a license

    The Camel Trophy is:
    Very dangerous
    An exceptional competition
    Thnaks, but I don't smoke

    A big truck is about to run you over. You:
    Smash his face
    Smash his face with your local group of thugs
    Humbly apologize for having crossed at the wrong time






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    ·A perfect lover
    ·Abducted bt aliens?
    ·Answer the boys
    ·Answer the girls
    ·Are you a babywanker?
    ·Are you a Chuck Norris or a MacGyver?
    ·Are you a hero ?
    ·Are you a knob?
    ·Are you a Metal addict?
    ·Are you a real punk?
    ·Are you a real swine?
    ·Are you a Smurf?
    ·Are you a Sumo or an Ethiopian?
    ·Are you a TV addict?
    ·Are you an Italian Stallion or a damned Euro Trashian?
    ·Are you being cheated on?
    ·Are you fetish?
    ·Are you horny or a Saint
    ·Are you trendy?
    ·Bastard inside or little sweetheart?
    ·Can you live in a civil way amongst your own?
    ·Cartoons from the 80's and 90's
    ·Do you deserve to be looking at this site? Discover!
    ·Do you have existential problems ?
    ·Do you hear voices?
    ·Do you know Indiana Jones?
    ·Fashion
    ·Flipped test
    ·Free thinker
    ·From Wall Street to plain street?
    ·Homer or Lupin. Which character best personifies you?
    ·How bad are you?
    ·How lonely are you?
    ·How much do you know about The Simpsons?
    ·How much of a bastard are you?!?
    ·How psychopathic are you?
    ·How rough are you?
    ·How shy are you when it comes to farting?
    ·How useful are you to society?
    ·I read the news today, Oh boy!
    ·Is your ass clean?
    ·It's Christmas and we're al little more bastard like...
    ·Literature
    ·Loser test
    ·Perfect psycho
    ·Persotest
    ·Pink Floyd Quiz
    ·Psychosomatic
    ·Smooth, fizzy or sexy?
    ·Sunday or Monday
    ·T & N test
    ·The cool guy test
    ·The perfect Mum.
    ·The sportmanship in you!
    ·What does your room say about you?
    ·What kind of multi-tasker are you?
    ·What kind of woman are you?
    ·When will you die?
    ·Which cartoon are you?
    ·Who do want more? Football or a woman?
    ·Would you survive in a Manga?


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