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    WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP?
    You think that you're really lame. that there's no guy that wants you but everyone loves you, that you have no money and that your step-mother forces you to be a hooker.
    You jump out of bed with a triple spinning back flip and concentrate a chakra to open a packet of crackers without spilling any crumbs.
    You scratch your ass, drink the remaining beer in the can from the night before, check behind the couch for something to eat, and not finding anything, go and kill your mum.

    IF YOU'RE ASKED WHO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WAS, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
    You start crying because it was your gold fish's name that was eaten by your step-mother's cat.
    Yikes...Christoper Columbus was the guy who beat Majinbu..no no no it was the fourth Okage!
    A Captain that wore a grey jacket.

    YOU'RE AT A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH YOUR PARTNER. WHAT DO YOU DO?
    You start crying because you're sure he/she is going to leave you for your hot, riich friend but you seek solace in thinking that Daddy-Long-Legs will always be with you.
    You say "Darling I'm leaving you and our three kids to go and save the world". Then you hop on your speedy cloud and go on some wild adventure.
    You stuff your face and drink your face off until you're so drunk you start hitting on a clothes rack.

    HOW WAS GOING TO SCHOOL FOR YOU?
    You start crying because you remember that you didn't go to school because your step-sister forced you to wash the floor with a tooth brush and that you were forced to take essons from a teacher that was deaf and dumb.
    I wasn't that great given that i didn't have to save the world! But at break time we played punch tag and I killed at least 3 or 4 of my classmates.
    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA (background music with lots of sheep)

    A BULLY ATTACKS AN OLD LADY BESIDE YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?
    You start crying because your grandmother died in a tragic way and left you alone on this world with your step-mother who beats you.
    You concentrate the powers of your Chakra to summon the powers of the wolf to launch an electric beam at the bully and then you finish him off with a lightning punch.
    You think about calling Chuck Norris but soon forget and go get a beer at Moe's

    IF YOU WERE A FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
    A character from a soap...probably the biggest loser.
    Bruce Willis in Die Hard
    Earl's brother from "My name is Earl" or Jim Carrey in "Dumb and Dumber"

    Do you have a reoccuring dream?
    Yes. I dream of crying about how my first boyfriend left me for my best friend, that the second left me because he was gay, that the third went to bed with my mother and that the fourth died of TB in my arms while confessing his love for my dad.
    Yes. I dream of collecting the seven spheres of the dragon and to beat Chuck Norris with a spinning flying kick.
    Yes......BEER!!!!!!!!!!!....ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!






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