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     Are you a Metal addict? 
    Discover whether Metal is your life!

    God is:
    Chuck Norris
    God! What a dumb question.
    Metal...my one faith.

    You wake up happily with:
    System of a Down
    Un bicchiere di rum e pera sotto al nasoA shot of rum and pear juice.
    A vision of God say "Wake up my son. It's seven".

    You would much rather recieve:
    A CD of sea noises.
    A case of beer.
    A finger in the ass.

    Your friends are all..
    Metal heads...like me!
    Townies...they're so cool.
    Friends. I've only got one friend and he's EMO and we spend our time cutting ourselves.

    You listen to:
    What do Metal heads usually listen to...
    Yeah! House!!
    Mainstream is the best!

    Favourite colour?
    All the colours are beautiful!

    Your backpack has:
    56 pictures of Chuck Norris on it!
    skulls and pins and chains attached to it!
    A backpack? I'd love to have one...if only I went to SCHOOL!

    Which is the right one?
    Sistema of i down
    System of a Down
    The System de doun

    You play...
    The bag pipes
    Yeah...the ass flute

    Your son's name:
    Hugh Trump

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