God is:
Chuck Norris
God! What a dumb question.
Metal...my one faith.

You wake up happily with:
System of a Down
Un bicchiere di rum e pera sotto al nasoA shot of rum and pear juice.
A vision of God say "Wake up my son. It's seven".

You would much rather recieve:
A CD of sea noises.
A case of beer.
A finger in the ass.

Your friends are all..
Metal heads...like me!
Townies...they're so cool.
Friends. I've only got one friend and he's EMO and we spend our time cutting ourselves.

You listen to:
What do Metal heads usually listen to...
Yeah! House!!
Mainstream is the best!

Favourite colour?
Black
Lillac
All the colours are beautiful!

Your backpack has:
56 pictures of Chuck Norris on it!
skulls and pins and chains attached to it!
A backpack? I'd love to have one...if only I went to SCHOOL!

Which is the right one?
Sistema of i down
System of a Down
The System de doun

You play...
Guitar
The bag pipes
Yeah...the ass flute

Your son's name:
Venice
Hugh Trump
Metal