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     Abducted bt aliens? 
    Discover whether you've been abducted by aliens!
    Sent by: msl9342

    When you see a film with aliens in it you:
    Watch it peacefully.
    Escape screaming at the sheer sight.
    Kiss the screen and when you see a female alien you get sexual desires.

    If you see a stange light at night you:
    Take pictures and post them on the internet.
    You get a heart attack because you think that you're their next prey.
    Make light signals to capture their attention.

    When you spit you:
    See very normal saliva.
    Realize that you have no more saliva.
    The object you spat on melts.

    When you're at home you:
    Are at home.
    Barricade the doors.
    Feel a strange desire to say "Phone home".

    If at a carnival you see a child dressed as an alien you:
    Smile and walk on by.
    Chop of its head in a fit of rage.
    Think that it's your child.

    You feel observed.
    No
    All the time. Even on the toilet.
    It's me that observes the others.






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