To turn off the television:You stare at it until it turns off with fear.Use the remote.You recently made a devide capable of turning off a TV through telepathy using a paper clip and a plastic cup.
If it's hot:Do a whole bunch of spinning kicks to create a vortex which sucks in the entire city.Turn on the fan.Make an air conditioner with a banana peel and a spring.
If someone says your name three times in front of a mirror:His bones dissolve along with all the other inhabitants of his town.Fuck all happens.You stuff his head with a dose of conscience and his head explodes.
Your favourite song is:Them bones The hit of the moment.Whatever dance remix of a song with a stringless ukelele.
If someone steals your car:my pickup will kill the thief with spinning kicks to the head. There's no need for me to get involved.Fuck!The car I built will never start by someone else's touch.
If you're hungry:I go hunting the most dangerous of prey: Humans.I eat whatever I have in the fridge.I connect my computer to the USB port and recharge my battery.
What is your favourite cartoon?Happy Tree FriendsThe SimpsonsUfo Robot. I like it so much that I built one at home myself.
At nursery:I was always alone because all the other kids were dead because of my spinning kicks.I went because I was forced.ni didn't go. I started school in University.
Your origins:I have no origins. I have always existed.Born from a mother and a father.I built myself with what I found around.
If you spend too much time under the sun:The sun burns.I burn.Nothing happens because as soon as I become the right colour an umbrella I built with garbage people left on the beach opens up automatically.
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