To turn off the television:
You stare at it until it turns off with fear.
Use the remote.
You recently made a devide capable of turning off a TV through telepathy using a paper clip and a plastic cup.

If it's hot:
Do a whole bunch of spinning kicks to create a vortex which sucks in the entire city.
Turn on the fan.
Make an air conditioner with a banana peel and a spring.

If someone says your name three times in front of a mirror:
His bones dissolve along with all the other inhabitants of his town.
Fuck all happens.
You stuff his head with a dose of conscience and his head explodes.

Your favourite song is:
Them bones
The hit of the moment.
Whatever dance remix of a song with a stringless ukelele.

If someone steals your car:
my pickup will kill the thief with spinning kicks to the head. There's no need for me to get involved.
Fuck!
The car I built will never start by someone else's touch.

If you're hungry:
I go hunting the most dangerous of prey: Humans.
I eat whatever I have in the fridge.
I connect my computer to the USB port and recharge my battery.

What is your favourite cartoon?
Happy Tree Friends
The Simpsons
Ufo Robot. I like it so much that I built one at home myself.

At nursery:
I was always alone because all the other kids were dead because of my spinning kicks.
I went because I was forced.
ni didn't go. I started school in University.

Your origins:
I have no origins. I have always existed.
Born from a mother and a father.
I built myself with what I found around.

If you spend too much time under the sun:
The sun burns.
I burn.
Nothing happens because as soon as I become the right colour an umbrella I built with garbage people left on the beach opens up automatically.