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     Are you a Chuck Norris or a MacGyver? 
    Are you worthy of calling yourself Chuck or MacGyver?

    To turn off the television:
    You stare at it until it turns off with fear.
    Use the remote.
    You recently made a devide capable of turning off a TV through telepathy using a paper clip and a plastic cup.

    If it's hot:
    Do a whole bunch of spinning kicks to create a vortex which sucks in the entire city.
    Turn on the fan.
    Make an air conditioner with a banana peel and a spring.

    If someone says your name three times in front of a mirror:
    His bones dissolve along with all the other inhabitants of his town.
    Fuck all happens.
    You stuff his head with a dose of conscience and his head explodes.

    Your favourite song is:
    Them bones
    The hit of the moment.
    Whatever dance remix of a song with a stringless ukelele.

    If someone steals your car:
    my pickup will kill the thief with spinning kicks to the head. There's no need for me to get involved.
    Fuck!
    The car I built will never start by someone else's touch.

    If you're hungry:
    I go hunting the most dangerous of prey: Humans.
    I eat whatever I have in the fridge.
    I connect my computer to the USB port and recharge my battery.

    What is your favourite cartoon?
    Happy Tree Friends
    The Simpsons
    Ufo Robot. I like it so much that I built one at home myself.

    At nursery:
    I was always alone because all the other kids were dead because of my spinning kicks.
    I went because I was forced.
    ni didn't go. I started school in University.

    Your origins:
    I have no origins. I have always existed.
    Born from a mother and a father.
    I built myself with what I found around.

    If you spend too much time under the sun:
    The sun burns.
    I burn.
    Nothing happens because as soon as I become the right colour an umbrella I built with garbage people left on the beach opens up automatically.






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    ·A perfect lover
    ·Abducted bt aliens?
    ·Answer the boys
    ·Answer the girls
    ·Are you a babywanker?
    ·Are you a Chuck Norris or a MacGyver?
    ·Are you a hero ?
    ·Are you a knob?
    ·Are you a Metal addict?
    ·Are you a real punk?
    ·Are you a real swine?
    ·Are you a Smurf?
    ·Are you a Sumo or an Ethiopian?
    ·Are you a TV addict?
    ·Are you an Italian Stallion or a damned Euro Trashian?
    ·Are you being cheated on?
    ·Are you fetish?
    ·Are you horny or a Saint
    ·Are you trendy?
    ·Bastard inside or little sweetheart?
    ·Can you live in a civil way amongst your own?
    ·Cartoons from the 80's and 90's
    ·Do you deserve to be looking at this site? Discover!
    ·Do you have existential problems ?
    ·Do you hear voices?
    ·Do you know Indiana Jones?
    ·Fashion
    ·Flipped test
    ·Free thinker
    ·From Wall Street to plain street?
    ·Homer or Lupin. Which character best personifies you?
    ·How bad are you?
    ·How lonely are you?
    ·How much do you know about The Simpsons?
    ·How much of a bastard are you?!?
    ·How psychopathic are you?
    ·How rough are you?
    ·How shy are you when it comes to farting?
    ·How useful are you to society?
    ·I read the news today, Oh boy!
    ·Is your ass clean?
    ·It's Christmas and we're al little more bastard like...
    ·Literature
    ·Loser test
    ·Perfect psycho
    ·Persotest
    ·Pink Floyd Quiz
    ·Psychosomatic
    ·Smooth, fizzy or sexy?
    ·Sunday or Monday
    ·T & N test
    ·The cool guy test
    ·The perfect Mum.
    ·The sportmanship in you!
    ·What does your room say about you?
    ·What kind of multi-tasker are you?
    ·What kind of woman are you?
    ·When will you die?
    ·Which cartoon are you?
    ·Who do want more? Football or a woman?
    ·Would you survive in a Manga?


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