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     Are you a Sumo or an Ethiopian? 
    This test will let you discover all the necessary tools needed to be considered an Ethiopian or a Sumo!

    You will need a good supply of crisps, hamburgers, chips and...Popcorn?

    They're all good!

    You go to parties because:
    You're with friends
    It's your only meal.
    To eat.

    At home you eat:
    Salad or rice salads
    Cheeseburgers, kebabs, crisps and other junk food.

    And at shool?
    yeah. Always!
    No, because it's not food.

    You're away from home and you get hungry. What do you do?
    Go to a restaurant.
    Go to a bar.
    Go to McDonalds

    Your food shopping bill is how long?
    8 cm
    27 cm
    more than 2 m

    You've won a holiday. Where do you want to go?

    In your free time...
    You collect stamps.
    You go out with friends.
    You eat.

    When you're hungry you:
    Ask "Mum, could you please make me something to eat?".
    Say "Mum! I'm hungry".
    Scream "For the love of mayonnaise!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!!".

    Do you practise sports?
    A few times a week.
    The only sport I do is chewing.

    Do you dedicate time to food?
    Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
    the main meals and some snacks.
    24 hours a day.

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