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| A man apart |
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The criminal in jail is the mastermind of everything. In the end he overlooks something. When everything seems finished, he finds himself in a remote place in South American and he gets arrested.
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| Il mestiere delle armi |
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The main character meets his enemy once before the end. He then dies of a gangrene from a cannon wound.
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| Il mio miglior nemico |
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Achille De Bellis' wife discovers that he's been cheating on her with her sister-in-law and kicks him out of the house. Lucia has an argument with Orfeo (author of the whole thing) and leaves for who-knows-where. Orfeo's crazy mum leaves with her companion and abandons the son. Achille and Orfeo join forces in order to look for her and go through hell in the process. In the end Orfeo finds her and is happy because he finally has a "Real" family.
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| Il miracolo |
Cinzia's about to drink a liter of acid and right as she's about to do it, that little prick Tonio comes by and what happens? She looks him in the eyes while he's crying.
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| La mia vita a stelle e strisce |
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Ceccherini marries his American cousin!
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| Ma che colpa abbiamo noi |
-Gegé freaks out with his Dad (Carlo Verdone)
-Flavia gets pregnant with a gigolo (Margherita Buy)
-Ernesto leaves his wife (really ugly) and gets on the train (Antonio Catania)
-Marco is Morpheus and escapes with Chiara (Stefano Pesce)
-Chiara escapes with Marco when she discovers he's Morpheus (Anita Caprioli)
-Gabriella gets a face lift and manages to stay looking young
-Luca continues hitting on gay boys (Max Amato)
-Alfredo kills himself (Luciano Gubinelli)
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| Ma mère |
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Pierre, the 17 year old was introduced to the world of perverted sex by his mother, his bisexual friend, Rea and Hansi, not to mention the slave Lulu. The mother comes back to the son and kills herself while he's masturbating (an act he will repeat in front of the mother's corpse).
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| Madagascar |
They all go back to the zoo. The penguins hate Antarctica.
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| Maial college |
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The main character graduates and the journalist who had to do the article finally gets the story and they get together. The father apologizes for having believed that his son was a loser.
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| Maid in Manhattan |
Jennifer Lopez is a waitress in a five star hotel in New York. The daddy's boy, annoying know-it-all becomes a friend of Ralph Fiennes, who's a politician and guest at the hotel. Lopez tries on a dress one day and he falls for her thinking that she's rich. They fall in love but she doesn't tell him what she does for a living, and makes the mistake of going to bed with him on the first date. Then the truth comes out and to save his career he leaves her. Then the daddy's boy goes to a conference held by Fiennes...
They meet again. They stay together. He becomes Senator and she becomes some big shot manager for some hotel.
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| Manuale d'amore |
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They're all love stories that tie in to one another and all end nicely. Verdone who was left by his wife (the abandonment) gets together with Muccino's sister (the falling in love). All the stories represent a phase of the story of love.
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| Mars attack |
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The aliens are defeated by grandma's record player
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| Mars attacks |
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The martians can't stand music so they die. The humans win.
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| Master and Commander |
The Captian(Crowe) captures the Acheron, but the young officer with both arms dies.
Acheron's Captain doesn't die and he pretends to be a doctor on board and Crowe only finds out in the end.
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| Matchstick men |
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Nicolas Cage is great! You even pity the guy a bit. His business partner and friend picks up a random girl to act as if she were Cage's daughter so that he can steal all his money. His ex-wife had a miscarriage. The friend was the genius
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| Matrix (End of the trilogy) |
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Trinity dies but Neo talks to the boss of the machines and with their help he defeats Smith. Peace is back to all machines...but for how long? Is Neo dead or alive
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| Matrix reloaded |
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Neo discovers that he has powers in the real world too and stops the sentinel octopus (like he did in the first one). Because of the enormous strain, Neo goes into a coma. Lying beside him is also Agent Smith who looks like an inhabitant of Zion.
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| mean girls |
The girl from Africa goes to being nice and gets with the super hunk.
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| Meet the Fockers |
Greg finally marries Pamela despite insinuations of illegitimate children from ex nannies. The parents-in-law also manage to put a zing into their otherwise non-existent sex life.
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| Memento |
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The protagonist doesn't know whether he sees is real or not. The audience gets the same impression.
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| Michel Vaillant |
Michael manages to free his father, race the last leg of Le Mans in his friend's place with a broken arm and only just win!
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| Million Dollar Baby |
The ex whore boxer punches Meg when she's not looking and Meg falls and hits her head on the ringside stool. She's paralyzed and there's nothing the doctors can do. She asks the coach to kill her and he does eventually.
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| Mindhunters |
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The blond gril and the black guy survive. The killer is the guy that's obsessed with betting.
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| Mio cognato |
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The two brothers-in-law end up getting along, the car is found but blows up.
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| Mission Impossible 3 |
They both come out safe and sound...
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| Mona Lisa Smile |
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Having unorthodox teaching methods, and a message which doesn't reflect the ethos of the school, Roberts is sent away. She drives away followed by all her students riding bicyles.
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| Monster & Co. |
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Sally, the good monster manages to bring Boo (the little girl) back to her world with Mike and Randall (the factory manager) is sent away. The girl's door gets destroyed but Mike makes her a new one which allows Sally to go up and visit Boo in her world. The whole factory gets converted. Before they tried to scare kids for their screams and now they make them laugh. The "Monsters" become "Clowns"
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| Monster-in-law |
Just as she's about to call off the whole wedding the mother-in-law and Charlie become sort of friends.
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| Mortuary |
After a brief moment of peace for the few survivors, the bad guy comes (I'm not sure how) and the end is that you don't really know if he kills everyone because the screen goes black.
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| Moulin rouge |
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Roxburgh tries to kill Christian but fails. Satin declares her love and dies. Christian goes home.
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| Mr.Deeds |
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Mr. Reeds walks away from his 40 Million dollars. The real benefactor is the Spanish butler and real heir to the dead millionaire.
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| My little Eye |
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Everything was an organized snuff film with bets on who would survive the longest. Planned with the organizers, Matt fuels the fear in the house and manages to get them kill each other. In the end he is killed by the organizers.
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| My name is Tanino |
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He is forced to leave America and sent back to do Military service. The guy that goes to pick him up at the station is the guy that killed his father.
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| Mysterious Skin |
The blond, Brian continues to investigate the reasons behind his mysterious nose bleeds. After having dispelled any thoughts og having been abducted by aliens he tries to remember the names of the boys from his baseball team when he was 8. He comes to Neil, the young brunette prostitute and decides to go to his house but doesn't find him.
Neil is in New York and is trying to become a "High class" whore but doesn't manage and becomes even more humiliated and offended after being raped after abandoning his friend Wendy, who was uselessly in love with him.
Neil goes back home and discovers that Brian has made friends with Eric, a friend of Neil's. Neil breaks down and tells Brian the truth.
While they were both young boys, Neil was in love with his baseball coach and often participated in sexual games. The nosebleeds were all due to the psychological trauma of having been made to participate in those erotic games. Brian had removed those memories. The ending is that they both sit there crying about how bad that situation was.
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| The Machinist |
It's all a big hallucination. He was involved in a car accident and he never admitted to it. He hands himself in and in close in a cell. He then manages to sleep.
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| The Majestic |
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Pete regains his memory and with a public harangue manages to get his right to freedom. He marries Adele.
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| The man who wasn't there |
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The barber gets accused of killing the business man who was in reality killed by Dave.
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| The Mexican |
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Sam kills Nayman with the pistol and goes off with Jerry.
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| The Mothman Prophecies |
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The strange entities seems to be an emanation of a dimension between life and death which is able to foresee great disasters and horrible catastrophes. The catastrophe that's predicted happens on Christmas' Eve when a bridge plummets down into the icy waters below. John having beaten his demons manages to save Connie from her otherwise imminent death.
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| The mystic river |
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Jimmy (Sean Pean) kills his friend Dave (Tim Robbins) because he thinks that he killed his daughter Kathy. Sean (Kevin Bacon) Their policeman friend, the next day, tells him that they've found his daughter's killers. It's Kathy's boyfriend's mute brother and his friend.
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