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| H20dio |
Olivia and her unborn twin Helena kill the other kids with head butts and biting because they tease Olivia and eat her snacks.
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| Halloween the beginning |
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Everybody dies except Michael's sister.
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| Hannibal |
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Hannibal kills off everyone, eats the woman's boss' brains and escapes cutting his hand.
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| Hannibal Rising |
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He manages to kill all the men who ate his sister.
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| Harry Potter |
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The baddy is the stammering wizard (Raptor) who is possessed by the Voldemor. Piton is a goody.
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| Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets |
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The chamber was opened by Ron's sister while under Voldemort's control. A giant basilisk exits the room; he's the mysterious one that turning the students into stone at the school. After a long and grueling battle with this serpentine enemy, Harry, aided by the Phoenix, beats it and Voldemort.
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| Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire |
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Harry Potter and Colin find themselves in a graveyard and Voldemort comes out of nowhere, who needs Harry's blood in order to have a body. Colin is killed by Voldemort. Harry and Voldemort have a big fight but Voldemort isn't able to kill Harry but he does get some of his blood and finally gets his new suit of flesh!
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| Harry Potter and the half-blood Prince |
Silente is killed by Piton who is a Death Eater
Piton stops teaching potions but teaches defense against the dark arts. The new potions teacher is an old man who also taught Harry's mum. Voldemort is alive and in a new body having regrouped all his Death Eaters. Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater, so is Piton. Piton kills Silente with Draco's help and escape from the school. Ron and Hermione get together. Harry gets with Ginny but dumps her at the end of the book because he knows that he will have to fight Voldemort and is scared that she'll get killed. Ron, Hermione and Harry do not do the 7th year at Hogwarts because they go after Voldemort.
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| Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix |
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Sirius Black dies. The war between good and bad breaks. The Minister of magic makes Voldemort's return official
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| Harry Potter and the Phoilospher's stone |
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Harry finds out that the philosopher's stone is at Hogwarts and hold the elixer of long life. Voldemort was looking for it too. He finds the room in which it's hidden and in this room he has to face Raptor. Voldemort was a being hosted in Raptor's body. Harry beats Raptor/Voldemort.
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| Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban |
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Harry and Hermione go back in time until they come out with Cloak of invisibility. The untie the Hippogriff before it gets executed. Harry discovers that it was he was who used Patronus on the dementors. They save Sirius Black with the Hippogriff's help and manage to get back before Silente closes the infirmary doors.
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| Haute tension |
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The maniac doesn't really exist but in reality it's the girl with short hair. She's in love with her friend and kills off the entire family. They lock her up and the friend survives.
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| He died with a felafel in his hand |
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Denny has a crush on Sam and when she has an argument with Anya, she manages to coronate her dream of love.
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| Head in the clouds |
The blond who seemed uninterested in everything that was happening around her was in reality a spy working against the Nazis. She slept with the German officials and sent on the information onward. No one knew and that's why the Parisians kill her in the end. Penelope Cruz dies after she screws the blond's boyfriend.
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| Heart Is Deceitful above All Things |
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Asia goes crazy. She sees black walls and gives a child poison thinking that it's an antidote for something or the other. They go to the hospital and they escape together.
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| Hearts in Atlantis |
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Ted is taken away by the FBI after being found out. They try to exploit his capabilities.
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| Heist |
Bergman kills Pinky. Bobby kills Bergman. Fran stays with Jimmy. Joe leaves with the gold.
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| Hellraiser 5 |
The engineer is no other than Paul Gragory, the psychiatrist in whom Joseph confided.
In the end however, the assassin is Joseph: forced to live with his demons in the real world and withstand the torment of regret and remorse.
The child who gets his fingers cut off is Joseph as a young boy. He has a victim for each finger: Jay Cho, the hooker, Bernie, Tony Nenonen, his daughter, his wife, his mother, his father, the fingerless kid (himself as a kid, or his soul) and himself (his flesh).
The engineer's lines end with "Welcome to Hell".
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| Hidalgo |
The Cowboy beats the favourite at the last second...phew. He doesn't get with the girl...he goes back to the States and with the prize money buys all the Indian horses and lets them free...including his, Hidalgo.
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| Hide And Seek |
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Charlie is the Dad but also crazy. He kills the wife, the girl he invites to dinner and the cop. The shrink kills him in the end and the girl ends up in hospital.
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| High Crimes |
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The husband is really guilty and he tries to kill his wife after she finds out, but she is saved by the Mexican who witnessed the homicides (who shoots the husband). She then starts a company with the lawyer who helped her.
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| Hitch |
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Will Smith gets together with the girl because he realises that he's in love with her. His client marries the girl that he had trained to court.
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| Ho voglia di te |
Continuation of TRE METRI SOPRA IL CIELO
Step comes back from America where he'd been for two years to forget about Babi. Step then meets Ginevra and they fall in love (she'd been in love with him for much longer but he didn't know). Babi marries another guy. Babi's sister Daniella gets pregnant. Step's mum dies.
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| Holes |
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Caveman (who was the bastard-who forgot-to-help-Zaroni-get up- the mountain's great grandson) reveals that he's Zaroni's great grandson and therefore the curse breaks. The guys get the treasure with Caveman and Zero's help. The lawyer comes to free Caveman and Zero. Zero finds his mother with the money from the treasure. It was Zero who dropped the shoes on Caveman at the beginning, and it was him who stole them too). The three baddies get arrested. The camp ground disappears and the film finsihes so.
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| Hollywood Homicide |
Calden (Josh Hartnett) discovers that Sartain's side kick Wasley, killed his father. He sends him to jail. Gavilan gets together with Ruby who leaves her husband, Gavilan's worst enemy.
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| Home on the Range |
The cows manage to save their little corner. Rico is in reality a criminal.
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| Hoodwinked! |
In the end the culprit is the cute little rabbit who is really a bandit who wants to steal all the recipes for the sweets of the forest. He and his loyal sidekicks end up in jail. Grandma (who's into extreme sports) and Little red riding hood make up.
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| Hooligans ( Green Street ) |
Matt decides to go back to the US after Pete is killed in a fight. With his new balls acquired in jolly old England, he gets the asshole who framed him for drugs to confess thus getting back his place at Harvard.
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| Hostel 2 |
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The protagonist from the first film (Paxton) who was hiding in an isolated place gets his head chopped off. No one apart from Beth manages to survive the mob. Beth, however, manages to chain up her torturer, cut off his genitals and kill him. Ella manages to buy her freedom and becomes a member of the club. then Beth kills Axelle, and a model who led her there with the aim of torturing her.
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| Hostel 2 |
At the end the girl goes from victim to torturer by buying her freedom. She's however obliged to become a member of the club. The other girls from the committee all die in horrible pain.
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| Hot movie |
The fat girl gets all thin and hot and marries the guy of her dreams by literally falling into his arms (from the 2nd floor).
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| House of the Dead |
They all die over the course of the film. They amputate the policeman's leg and the captain is blown to pieces. In the end the protagonist has to watch a duel of swords between the crazy freak who created all the monsters with mutated blood to stay immortal and the girl he loves (whom will later be sliced into pieces and then brought back to life using the same mutated blood that created the whole mess).
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| House of Wax |
All the killed people were covered in wax. The crazy people are the two ex Siamese twins. In the end the good twins (him and her) kill the bad twins.
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| How Harry became a tree |
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When he's alone, abandoned by his son, daughter-in-law and his enemy discovers that there's no sense in living.
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| How to lose a guy in ten days |
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Ben finds out about the bet after having won her over and she finds out about his bet and she leaves him. Then they publish the famous article and he reads it. He falls in love and reaches her as she's getting ready to leave. They kiss...
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| Hulk |
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Bruce Banner alias Hulk turns into the Hulk when he gets pissed off. His father too, turns into a mutant that absorbs the powers of the things he fights. But at a certain point the father explodes because he can't control the sheer power of what he absorbed. Bruce is saved.
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| HyperCube - The cube 2 |
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The blind girl is the hacker who's nominated throughout the film. All the characters are connected to the Izone. In the end only the blond survives. After receiving a strange contraption from the blind girl she manages to leave the cube. She gives the time of the cube's implosion (060659) to Izone's agents (whom she was paid by) but surprise, surprise, she gets shot in the head. The film ends with the agents saying that phase two had finished over the phone.
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| The Haunted Mansion (Disney) |
The curse is lifted thanks to Murphy's quick thinking and his discovering that the Butler had killed Elizabeth. That way, the only thing left to do was to eliminate the Butler allowing Elizabeth and Edward to finally go to heaven.
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| The Hills Have Eyes |
The most part of the Carters die. The two children, the third daughter's (who gets killed before) boyfriend (the main character), the newborn daughter and a dog survive. The main character manages to get the newborn out of the mutants' house and take her to a camper but he meets a mutant there and fights it. The mutant looks like it's been killed but it gets up and is just about to kill the guy with a weapon but the mutant girl (who's good) intervenes and pushes the mutant to its death (but also hers). In the end everybody's hugging but the scene is seen from a mutant's point-of-view...maybe they missed one...
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| The hole |
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It's the main character (Thomas Birch) who despite having the key doesn't let anybody out of the bunker. The other three die. He also kills his best friend, who is found dead in a lake with the key. Given that he was under investigation, he gets the blame, leaving the girl innocent.
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| The Holiday |
Amanda (Cameron Diaz) does a house exchange with Iris (Kate Winslet). Amanda goes to England and Iris goes to LA. Amanda meets Iris' brother and falls in love with him and Iris meets one of Amanda's colleagues and falls in love with him. In the end they all celebrate New year's in England.
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| The hours |
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Richard (the AIDS patient) is Laura's grown up son. He decides to kill himself in her honour on the day of the prize giving ceremony. Clarissa and Laura (who at the time is old) meet at Richard's funeral. Virginia drowns herself in the river.
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