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| Fahrehneit 9/11 |
We find out that Bush Jr. is even more of asshole than we'd already expected.
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| Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer |
The Silver Surfer decides to help the Fantastic Four after having spoken and become friends with the Invisible woman. The Silver Surfer flies into the great black destructive cloud and by unleashing its power and energy annihilates the malign cloud. The planet is again free from danger.
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| Fast & Furious |
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Toretto and his gang are the ones responsible for the van robberies. They all get arrested except Toretto, who escapes to Mexico and Mia who stays with Brian.
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| Fast and furious 3 ( Tokyo Drift ) |
Sean challenges Dikkei for the control of the entire city and wins
P.S: The last scene is really good...
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| Festen |
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The son is gay. The sister kills herself because her dad used to rape her.
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| Fight club |
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Tyler (Brad Pitt) is a projection of the guy's fantasy.
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| Final destination |
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Finally the danger is over. Alex decides to go on that famous Paris trip with his two survivor friends. But while they're at a bar in the city, the menacing mechanism starts again.
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| Final Destination 2 |
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The new protagonist and the cop are saved. The survivor from the first film does. The pregnant woman didn't have anything to do with them so she would have been safe anyway. As usual they screwed up their counting and so we get a death at the end: The loser guy that was saved by the cop.
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| Final Fantasy |
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The eighth spirit is in the girl's body, the only survivor in the end.
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| Final Fantasy VII Advent Children |
Cloud kills Sephiroth with all his swords but is almost killed by one of Yazooh's bullets. Luckily he is cured by Aeris and the Geostigmas go away.
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| Final Nightmare |
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The main character and her black friend are helped by the main girl's boyfriend and the fisherman's son to escape from the island after they kill the fisherman (who's always the same one). Months later when the main girl and her boyfriend lead a new life you hear the B-Movie sound and the fisherman reappears who...could this pathetic film have an even more pathetic end?
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| Finding Nemo |
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Nemo escapes from the child by jumping into the sink's drain. He finds his father. His friend gets caught but Nemo goes in to help every body and together with his father manages to convince everyone to try and break the net. The net breaks and they're all happy. Last scene: All the fish manage to get to the sea but can't figure out how to get out of the plastic bags.
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| Flightplan |
She's believed to be crazy. They tell her that her daughter's dead but she doesn't accept the death. In the end it's the security guy who master minded the whole plan (and the husband's death) in order to get 50 Million dollars from the airplane company and blame it all on her.
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| Forty days and forty nights |
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His ex drugs him and fucks him only a little before the end of the bet. The girl he loves gets angry and then forgives him and then they fuck like bunnies for days on end.
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| FRAGILE |
The mechanical girl is the nurse. Everything ends well but the black guy and the good girl die.
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| Frailty |
The protagonist is in reality Adam. He killed his brother because the brother was a demon. The FBI agent killed the mother. Adam sees this by touching him. So the whole story of him having to kill the demons for their sins is true. Adam kills the agent and continues to live his life with his wife, killing demons as the sheriff of the town.
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| Freddy VS Jason |
The girl and her ex platonic love, Will manage to cause a huge explosion (after everybody dies) that kills both Freddy and Jason by causing them to drown in Crystal Lake. The threat finishes for the town.
Change of scene:
Jason emerges from the water with his trusty machete and Freddy's head...that winks and smiles.
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| Freddy vs Jason |
While Freddy is beating Jason with odd bits here and there and slamming him up against walls, he realises that despite all the pain he derives pleasure form all of this because casually a big piece of metal goes in his ass. This makes Freddy think and then out come the big question! The black woman shows up and goes about with the ceremony. Freddy, do you take Jason as your legally wedded husband? I do! The groom may kiss the bride. But Jason gets hit by a wave of jealousy and fatally mutilates Freddy! And so restarts an epic battle.
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| Friday the thirteenth 8 |
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It's Jason...
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| From dusk to dawn |
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The priest's children with George Clooney beat all the vampires by burning the place.
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| Full Metal Jacket |
Despite the war in Vietnam the soldiers go on singing drill songs.
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| La febbre |
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Mario gets the license instead of Cinquetti wo was on his tail for the whole film. He leaves the bar to go and become an artist with a friend. The girl goes back to the States and everything ends well.
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| La finestra di fronte |
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She and Raoul Bova make out. Then they find out that the old guy (Simone) was gay. Then you find out that the old guy wasn't called Simone but his real name was Davide and he was a famous pastry chef. She goes back to Rauol Bova's house, and they're about to get it on, but she doesn't deliver. He leaves and she decides to stay with her husband. She tries to get a job as a pastry cook but can't and the old guy dies.
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| La fleur du Mal |
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It's a French family that has a painful and mournful past. The young Francois comes back from America and screws his step-mother's daughter. The step-mother cheats on and is cheated on by Francois' father, her husband. This young chap, as soon as he's back, screws Michelle, a girl he's loved since he was a little boy. The climax of this film however, is the old lady (Francois' and Michelle's aunt). She killed her father at the end of the war because he ordered the man she loved to be killed (her brother!). It's one of those films that you understand before you even enter the cinema. It's recommended to intellectual girls. The end? Michelle kills the father because he tries to rape her. The aunt takes the blame to free herself from the guilt of 50 years before. The accomplice is Francois who apart from that looks a lot like Totti.
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| Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amélie Poulain |
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Amelie decides to take care of herself and to try and be happy with Nino.
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| The Fantastic Four |
The Thing saves Mr Fantastic and the Invisible Woman. The four unite their powers melt Doctor Destiny who gets sent to Latveria Reed. Richard asks Sue Storm to marry him and Thing has an appointment with a blind girl.
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| The fog |
It's the captain's gang that kills all the people. The girl's father is the captain. The hot guy survives.
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| The forgotten |
Thr aliens kidnapped Telly's son as they did with many children. The aliens erased the children's memories to test the strength of mother-child relationships. Telly beats the aliens and is reunited with her son.
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| The forty year old virgin |
He falls in love and marries Trish.
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