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| A civil action |
The law firm goes bankrupt but manages to win one of the lawsuits. Travolta sends the evidence needed to incriminate the company that dumped toxic waste to an environmental organization.
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| C.J. VIETNAM |
The Americans get away in order to escape Viet-Kong imprisonment.
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| Cabin fever |
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Rule one: If you drink the water from the river you die. All of them die from this epidemic and the vice sheriff throws one of the infected guys into the river to infect the whole river. The whole town (the world too?) will be infected.
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| Cantando dietro i paraventi |
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The emperor arrives with his whole fleet and his mega armed junk while the pirates are anchored and resting. One of the pirate's junks surrenders. The emperor sends a kite with "Forgiveness is better than death" written on it. The girl pirate goes to the emperor and surrenders.
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| Capitães de Abril |
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The Carnation Revolution finishes without any blood. The Portuguese are free.
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| Captain Corelli's Mandolin |
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At the end of the war, the only survivor of the shooting is Antonio Corelli, who goes back to Cefalonia.
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| Caraibi |
Livia, despite her cunning plan gets killed by Ferrante (the pirate) and all her potential victims go back to living happy, serene lives.
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| Carlito's Way |
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Carlito gets killed. Pacianga, his Puerto Rican friend betrays him.
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| Cars |
In the last race Lightning McQueen comes last because he helped the future champion after an accident. The green car wins the race but the sponsor chooses Lightning anyway because he proved that he was a real champion. Lightning goes off to live in Radiator Springs and it becomes a tourist attraction once again.
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| Casablanca |
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Rick kills Major Strasser, makes Ilsa go to the US, and then stays in Casablanca
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| Catch me if you can |
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Di Caprio is caught by the Feds and then released and asked to work for them in the anti-fraud department.
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| Caterina va in citta |
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The father escapes on a bike. Caterina kisses the Australian before she leaves. The mother mother gets with the family fiend. Caterina joins the choir.
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| Cats and Dogs |
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Lou saves his loved ones by ruining Mr. Tinkles plans and saving man kind.
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| Catwoman |
Patience (Halle Berry) is framed for the murder of the cosmetics company's owner by his wife. The killer cream goes on the market. Catwoman gets out of jail and beats the woman who framed her up. The bad woman dies in the end. Catwoman gets let off the hook. The cop tries to get her back but she ditches his ass.
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| Cellular |
Mrs Martin is saved by the guy who kept her on the phone. The kidnapper is a corrupt cop who gets killed by the good cop. There's a film that proves the cop's corruption.
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| Chain Reaction |
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Eddie and Lily manage to foil a plot for using the invention for evil means.
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| Che ne sarā di noi |
Paolo shaves his head and goes to Tunisia with Bea.
Manuel gets held back a year and is beaten up for defending his dog from 3 English guys.
Carmen is a whore and she fucks both Matteo and Enrico Silvestrin.
Matteo comes home with Manuel after having been fucked over by Carmen.
Cicalina never professes her love for Matteo.
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| Chicago |
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Renč Zellweger is released after a brilliant effort by her lawyer Richard Gere. Catherine Zeta Jones, uselessly giving a false testimony in hopes of framing Renč, gets impunity and freedom. The hot shot lawyer soon forgets the two. So does the star system and the media who are always on the hunt for new money and hotter headlines. Despite this, the two dancers go on to re-conquer the stage by doing a show that highlights their "Differences".
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| chicken little |
The aliens are friends in search of acorns. The planets that get erased are planets that have nothing with acorns.
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| Children of Men |
Theo manages to deliver the baby and bring him to safety but the mother then dies.
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| Chimera |
Emma and Sal who after having tried to reinstate their relationship fall back into the routine of before.
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| Chinatown |
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Evelyn is the girl's sister and mother.
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| Chocolat |
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Vianne decides to stay in the town despite the wind changing.
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| Christiane F.; Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo |
She gives up heroine because all her friends die. She goes and moves to the country with her grandma smoking joints.
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| Chronicles of Riddick |
He becomes the Emperor of the Necromongers by killing their chief. The end stinks of sequel
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| Cinderella man |
Jim beats Bear in the final fight and wins enough money to buy himself a house.
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| Click |
Jim Carrey fast forwards every bad episode of his life so much that he dies. He gets given the chance to go back to when he gets the remote control. He wakes up the next morning and finds the remote control with a note from the guardian angel but he throws away the remote control.
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| Closer |
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Julia cheats on her husband with the Jude Law who is in turn cheating on the ex stripper. When everything seems to be going well, Jude gets dumped by the Natalie.
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| Clue - Cluedo |
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It was everybody except Mr. Green. There are different endings.
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| Coach Carter |
St Francis High School wins.
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| Code: Swordfish |
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Gabriel and Ginger escape to Monte Carlo together.
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| Collateral |
Tom Cruise gets killed in the Subway by Jamie Foxx.
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| Collateral Damage |
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The woman plays two games. Gordy does the guessing and unfolds the plan. He gets back their adopted son.
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| Come te nessuno mai |
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After Claudia declares her love for Silvio, Silvio asks his brother for advice. The brother tells him to kiss Claudia and see what he feels. Silvio runs to Claudia's house and kisses her and then the two have sex on the roof.
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| Come te nessuno mai |
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The school is closed and Silvio screws Claudia.
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| Confidence |
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Robert De Niro manages to steal the scepter. He hides it from Ed Norton who in the end betrayed him by calling the police.
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| Constantine |
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The devil makes Constantine's tumor disappear rather than letting him die and go to heaven.
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| Constantine |
Alla fine John Constantine chiede a Lucifero ("Lu" come lo chiama lui) di salvare una ragazza all'inferno in cambio della sua anima, grazie a questo sacrificio Constantine si assicura il paradiso e il diavolo non potrā portarlo con se, ma il diavolo, incazzato nero guarirā Constantine dal tumore hai polmoni e lo lascierā vivere, da quel giorno Constantine smetterā di fumare.
E l'arcangelo Gabriele diventerā un essere umano avendo tradito Dio
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| Cose da pazzi |
It's Vincenzo Salemme who sends the notary money. Vincenzo's dad has a gambling problem and asks the notary for the winning solutions. After many years Vincenzo wins the lottery with the notary's numbers and that's why he gives him the money.
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| Cradle of fear |
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The crazy guy in the asylum is Danny's dad. The cop shoots him when he's really pissed off. Security comes but Danny's disguised as one of them and kills them. The cop then blows Danny's head off and then kills the crazy guy but headless Danny turns around and kills the cop.
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| Crash |
The young cop is the commissioner's brother's killer (the dead person you see at the beginning of the film).
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| Crimen Perfecto |
In the middle of the film she makes him marry her. Then he makes everyone believe that he's dead and starts a new life selling ties. She starts a fashion house selling sad clown apparel.
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| Cruel Intentions |
Katherine is jealous of Annette, because Sebastian is in love with her. She tells Sebastian that if he stays with her he'll ruin both their reputations. So Sebastian leaves Annette. Then when Katherine confesses that it was all a lie, Sebastian tries to get Annette back. But after being beaten up by Ronald, Sebastian falls in front of a taxi and is run over. Annette publishes Sebastian's diary and Katherine is found out to be a coke sorting little flea bag of a slut.
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| Crush |
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Molly's friends stop her before she marries the reverend for lack of a better alternative.
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| Crypto |
He saves himself thanks to luck. The three monster fingers is the password to the crypto and without wax in Greek is sin cera. All ends in the bedroom where the two get to work like little bunnies.
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| Cry_Wolf |
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None of them get killed. it was a joke. The protagonist kills the professor and gets arrested. The professor's girlfriend organized the prank to get the new student to kill her partner.
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| Cube |
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The rooms move. The autistic guy survives, everybody else dies.
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| I cavalieri che fecero l'impresa |
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The five knights get killed killed in an ambush masterminded by the high dignitary.
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| I cento passi |
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Peppino Impastato, by the orders of his uncle Tano Badalamento, gets killed.
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| Il Cartaio |
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The British cop dies. The young player, Remo dies. The killer is the cop that gave the flowers in the beginning. He gets run over by a train. Stefania Roca discovers that she's pregnant.
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| The Cell |
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She finds a clue in the maniac's brain and saves the girl and then kills the maniac.
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| The Chocolate Factory |
Charlie wins the contest and becomes the new owner of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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| The Chronicles of narnia |
The 4 siblings save Narnia. They beat the Ice Queen and they all become Kings and Queens. They all forget about the real world and they grow into adults in Narnia until one day they find the wardrobe entrance by chance and go back to being kids.
Cry
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| The Claim |
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Elena dies. Dillon burns the city. Hope and the others come quickly but discover that Dillon's already dead.
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| The Commitments |
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Wilson Pickett comes but too late.
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| The Core |
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They manage to make the core of the Earth move again. The protagonist saves himself and the female pilot is saved thanks to the whale's singing.
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| The Crow Salvation |
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Alex finds the man with the scar on his hand (the same guy that framed him for Lauren's murder) and Alex dies properly this time. The guy that killed Lauren was her father.
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| The Crusades |
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Guido wages war and loses. Baliano comes out to make peace and to tells them that he will leave them the city if they leave a free zone for Europe.
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| The Crying Game |
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Dil (Jaye Davidson) is a man.
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| Un crime au paradis |
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The poor guy gets four years with a 2 year conditional
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