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| Gothika |
Halle Berry has visions of poor victims of her evil husband's rapes and murders. So she and the other's in the hospital aren't mad. The film ends with a nice mud wrestle between Penelope Cruz and Halle Berry in the NYC streets.
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| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen |
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The immortal (Dorian) is the traitor and is killed by the vampire. Captain Nemo and Mr. Hyde befriend each other. Huckleberry Finn kills the bad guy who's M from the British secret service. Quatterman (Sean Connery) dies because during the fight M stabs him in the back. The film ends with a wizard bring Quatterman back to life.
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| (Grindhouse) - Planet terror |
Cherry and her boyfriend manage to keep the infected away by hiding in a place where the infected can't get at them. She has a a baby from her boyfriend who by that time has been killed by soldiers. There's the scene when Quentin Tarantino tries to have sex with Cherry and his penis dissolves.
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| 14 |
The sequel of 13. The little slut screws the cop (he's also the wanted peodophile). While having sex, she kills him because she had a knife in her hand. The friends get arrested and the little slut girl stays with the corpse in her room.
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| 15 minutes |
Eddie is killed by Emil. Oleg comes back. Jordy kills Emil.
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| 21 grams |
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He can't kill Benicio Del Toro and so he shoots himself in the heart. The woman is pregnant with Sean Penn's child.
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| 28 days after |
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The guy that woke up in the hospital meets a girl and another guy. The guy dies and the two survivors meet a father with his daughter. The father dies and after several attempts by the military to rape the girl, they both escape Great Britain by getting an airplane at a country house.
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| 28 weeks after |
Britain is getting repopulated. A woman is found to have been bitten by an infected person but she's not dead. The virus spreads again because the woman bites her husband who had left her to be eaten by zombies in the first film (remember?). The army decides to kill everyone, even the healthy ones. The two kids are saved because one of them is a healthy carrier. The last scene is of mad zombies in Paris. The virus spreads to Europe.
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| 300 |
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The Spartan king decides to fight the Persians. He leaves with 300 soldiers because the consul doesn't want Sparta to go to war during the holy festivities. The Spartans initially winning but they got betrayed by a deformed man who wanted to fight for the Spartans but couldn't. In the meantime the Spartan queen tries to have the soldiers sent some back up. A traitor is found out to have ties with Serse (the Persian kind) who was aid to have divine powers. The 300 soldiers all die as heroes except one who runs back to Sparta to tell the story. Serse had no divine powers.
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| 3000 Miles to Graceland |
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Michael escapes with his son and Cybil in an ambulance. Murphy is killed.
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| 4-4-2 |
the boy goes back to Naples. The girls team wins the championship. The researcher doesn't make money because the African boy has heart disease and the goalkeeper saves the penalty shot and loses the bet.
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| 40 days and 40 nights |
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Nicole gets her umpteenth satisfaction. Erica is devastated but Matt manages to win her in the end.
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| 50 first dates |
He manages to lead a normal life with her by making sure that she always finds things that can jog her memory.
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| 8 femmes |
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The assassin doesn't exist because the man wasn't killed by anybody. It was a plot devised by the daughter and the father to bring up the truth. After hearing the 8 women's versions, he kills himself.
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| 8 Mile |
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B-Rabbit resolves his family problems and wins the battle of the MCs.
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| 8 MM |
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The snuff movie is real. Cage kills the responsible guy and goes back to his wife and kid.
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| A. I. Artifical Intelligence |
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David finds someone who can transform him into a boy but mankind is extinct. A group of aliens manages to bring David's mum back to life but only for one day. When finally David's mum falls asleep, David sleeps with her.
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| il 7 e l'8 |
Basically Tommaso is the Carabinieri General's son and Daniele is a priest's son who used to be his fake mother's boyfriend. Eleonora then falls in love with Daniele even if he's her brother.
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| The 25th Hour |
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Edward Norton was framed by his Ukrainian friend and not by the girl (as you might have thought). It's not clear whether he goes to jail or whether he decides to escape to a different state. That's your decision.
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