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     Whatch out for pot-holes 
    Now you need a seat belt to ride the bus...or they could mend the roads.

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     Ciao Games 

    Ciao games, Free games for you!

     What a bash! 
    Ok...You're good at lifting that thing up..but as metal eater you really blow!

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     Surprise concussion 
    Guys...Hitting a guy over the head with a shovel easily fits under the "Idiotic prank" category...

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     Loaded 
    I won't say anything...but if one day you were to wake up with a goose egg the size of Everest on your forehead ask yourself if this might have been what happened to you...

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     Spiderman 
    The costume's not enough. You need to get bitten by a radio active spider first and then you'll be able to climb up walls...you're such a dummy.

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     What a wake up!!! 
    The ringing alarm clock can really be a pain!

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     Break Dance syncro 
    The do call it break dancing, don't they?

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    2.8

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     Cheap ambulance 
    Rather than getting into this sure-one-way-trip to even bigger problems, walk to the hospital.

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    4.5

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     A bad day 
    Just to remind you that everyone has bad days!

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     Sliding Doors 
    Out of all the doors there's one that's fixed...which one do you think it is?

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     Spring Cleaning 
    Great going! But I don't reckon you use that thing like that!

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     Road block 
    You know those poles that stick out from the street and block traffic from entering pedestrian zones etc. Have you ever thought of what would happen if someone tried to be smart ass?

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     No beer 
    At the bar, when they tell you the beer's run out...take it out on knob heads like this guy...

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     Run puppy 
    Come here! Come here!

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     Tooth diving 
    Before you go dive in head first, make sure you're not in the toddlers' end

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     Dumb-ass clown 
    If this idiot had taken the place of Pennywise, IT would have been a wholly different film

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     The show must go on 
    "...Inside my heart is breaking, my makeup's running but I keep on smiling".




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     Under the bus 
    Tell me this isn't camera trickery...have you ever tried to cross when it's red in a Russian roulette type of way...this is much worse!

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     Timber palm. 
    Cutting down a palm tree in the center of the city isn't exactly what I'd call the world's brightest plan

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     Earthquake 
    A nice and easy way to finally get rid of that awful mother-in-law of yours...

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     Guitarist with balls 
    Here's the audition, or better yet, the initiation rites, for this young aspiring lead guitarist.

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     Acrobatic crash! 
    Luckily he looked before he crossed...and it wasn't a busy street!

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     Sliding 
    A compilation of wipe outs and slips.

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     The table 
    There's nothing to eat on this table...just plain old pain dished out by a real Bastard!

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     Wrong measures 
    This guy thought he'd hired a mini...

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    index


    ·A bad day
    ·A complete idiot
    ·Acrobatic crash!
    ·After the snow
    ·An insurance policy...
    ·Aspiring lap dancer 1
    ·Aspiring lap dancer 2
    ·At the bar
    ·At the gas station
    ·Bastard old hag
    ·Batter up!
    ·Being a bit too long-sighted!
    ·Beware of the dogs
    ·Boom...erang!
    ·Bottle opener
    ·Bowling accident!
    ·Break dance breaks
    ·Break Dance syncro
    ·Cable Rolls
    ·Cheap ambulance
    ·Cheer leaders
    ·Cleaning your pipes
    ·Clumsy waitress
    ·Coin trick
    ·Crazy skaters
    ·Dance Greatest Hits
    ·Deadly sidewalk
    ·Desert trip
    ·Dinner time!
    ·Don't try luck
    ·Drunk Santa
    ·Dumb bell ringer
    ·Dumb-ass clown
    ·Earthquake
    ·Faulty throne
    ·Flight
    ·Floored
    ·For those who fear no pain
    ·Guitar solo
    ·Guitarist with balls
    ·Gymnast
    ·Gymnast
    ·Hand baggage
    ·Heavy Weight
    ·Hero of the month
    ·High pitched bitch
    ·How to look hot next summer
    ·How to smash a table
    ·Ice sculpture
    ·Idiot in the closet
    ·Idiot of the century
    ·Idiot on wheels
    ·Impossible jumps
    ·Jobs done by dickheads Episode 1
    ·Jobs done by Dickheads Episode 2
    ·Keep your phone switched off!
    ·Leap frog
    ·Loaded
    ·Looking bad in TV
    ·Love Boat
    ·Lucky guy of the year
    ·Magician
    ·Merry Christmas!
    ·Munchies?
    ·Murder at the carwash
    ·Ninja School
    ·No beer
    ·No hands
    ·Obstacle course
    ·Office
    ·Office Ninja
    ·Old Sailors
    ·On and off the stage!
    ·One way elevator
    ·Ouch
    ·Our friend Edgar
    ·Painful diving
    ·Panic at the games!
    ·Poor teacher!
    ·Professional thieves
    ·Rifle for aspiring suicides
    ·Road block
    ·Roll over Jeep
    ·Run puppy
    ·Sacred art of Shaolin Kung Fu
    ·School bus
    ·See saw seen
    ·Self defense techniques
    ·Self KO
    ·Sexy pole dance
    ·Sexy-Bat
    ·Sliding
    ·Sliding Doors
    ·Smoking kills
    ·Spiderman
    ·Spinning kick
    ·Spring Cleaning
    ·Stress in the office
    ·Strike!
    ·Suggested headset
    ·Sunday lumberjacks
    ·Surprise concussion
    ·Sweaty Palms
    ·Tarzan can!
    ·Thank you for existing
    ·The 6th level of lucky
    ·The Avalanche
    ·The boss' car
    ·The copy boy
    ·The cursed hatch
    ·The doorman
    ·The drunk and the dancer
    ·The dumbest dumb fuck in the US
    ·The flip
    ·The giddy singer
    ·The Model Eater
    ·The revenge of the betrayed husband
    ·The show must go on
    ·The table
    ·Think twice
    ·Three morons on a branch
    ·Throw your chopper in the sea for Jesus week
    ·Timber palm.
    ·Too many comics
    ·Tooth diving
    ·Top model
    ·Tragedy at the play ground
    ·Training for the Winter Games
    ·TV guy
    ·Twice...
    ·Under the bus
    ·Useless driver!
    ·Variation on the scene
    ·Washing machine repair man?
    ·Watch the swing
    ·Watch the TV
    ·Wax on Wax off
    ·Wet model
    ·What a bash!
    ·What a wake up!!!
    ·Whatch out for pot-holes
    ·Who was it?
    ·Winding fall
    ·Woman at the wheel
    ·Wrong measures


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