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If you want to pull a prank on someone this is your little trick. Run the application from someone else's computer and turn his speakers right up. The application will automatically burb n all kinds of different flavours. My fave is the "Eggplant Sandwich and beer" which is the one with the most...body. To remove the software all you've got to do is press Ctrl+Alt+Del and remove the burp.exe process. If you're not that good with computers, then you can re-start the machine.
A little tease program that creates 9999 new folders in your hard drive. Don't wait, try it now. You'll laugh like crazy. 
This little app guarantees results. All you have to do is open the program on someone else's computer and set the frequency for the changing of the keys. The victim will see his or her keyboard go crazy. To deactivate the application, simply press Ctrl+Alt+Del and terminate the "Tastiera Bastarda" process. If you're not computer literate just re-start the machine. 
Haha. This is ideal if you're getting bored. The more you say you're bored the more fun you'll have. Thanks to Mary for the file
All you need to do is install this little program on someone's computer, set the time between one page and the other and your victim's printer will start printing off blank pieces of paper. To deactivate the joke press Ctrl+Alt+Del and close down the printer.exe process. If that's hard...pull the plug. 
Another joke for those technologically inclined pranksters. This one will make your mouse develop a strange neurotic type of shake. Open the application on your victim's computer to start the prank. To turn off the prank hold down Ctrl+Alt+Del and close down the jejeje process. If that's too hard you can turn the computer off. This can be sent via email. Then when your friend calls you for help you can assist him in that sly way you've always wanted to be able to pull off.
A new little joke to play on some irritating person. The victim's mouse will go crazy every now and then by making sporadic little movements. To deactivate the joke just press Ctrl+Alt+Del and terminate the mouse.exe process. If you can't figure out how to do that then turn off your computer and turn it back on again.