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Move with A W S D, shoot with left click, change weapons with 1 through 7 and activate the "Slow motion" feature with the space bar. 
It's the 14th of February and Cupid has a delicate mission to accomplish: Shed love on all those solitary hearts he encounters. Do a good job! 
A mind buster for very patient people... 
Great little point and click game. To feed the parasite aliens you have to click on various elements and in the right combination. It's a bit hard but lots of fun. 
Help the President of The United States of America defend his position at the White House using his nails and his teeth. 
Gather all the batteries n order to get to the next level but watch out for the acid and the mutants. 
Our friend the Yeti takes part in the craziest winter Olympics in the world. In this discpline he has to throw penguin heads as far as he can. Help him, won't you? 
Beware of this minuscule individual...He will in any way possible try and grab the cursor of your mouse. 
This blast everything is really captivating, frenetic and best of all ultra violent! You'll get into it! 
The new game for the ditz. 
Another mini-golf. If you didn't like the first one (because it was really fucking hard) you'll like this one a little more. 
Are you a snowboarder? Well then, do these 10 incredible jumps and we'll see whether you're really as good as you say...otherwise we'll only get a good picture of a fractured skull. 
A terrible bubble storm has surprised you while you were driving your van. Be careful that you don't get hit and you may come out alive. 
For those "Point and Click" fans here's a game that's full of riddles to solve. Good luck! You're going to need it to get out of this trap alive! 
Point and click horror game. Collect as many things as you can because they'll end up handy for defending yourself against the attack of the deadly zombies. 
These people have to cross the river but they can't do it all together. There's is only one solution to this dilemma and it's up to you to find out how... 
You go about the kingdom and collect the taxes for your avid sovereign. The serfs are a hard up lot and you will therefore have to do some convincing in order to collect...all that to the merry chime of broken teeth. 
It's a law of nature. The big fish eats the little fish. But what if the little fish gets big, how do we put it? 
Guide your A.L.I.A.S (Artificial life intended for assassination and sabotage) through this deadly mission! 
You're the newbie in class. Try to fall into class mates good books...by copying as much as you can. 
The little balls are attracted to the cursor of your mouse. Being careful not to get hit, lead the little balls into trap by making them crash into the Grey square. It's dangerous for you too, so don't touch it! 
It's a hard life that of a tadpole amongst the the thousands of dangers of swamp life! Come on, everything will be better when you're a toad. By the way, that whole story with the princess kissing the toad...it's bullshit. 
Despite the cute name, the stars in this game are your enemies. Try and gather all the blue spheres without letting the stars get you. Use the arrow keys to move and X and Z to break the squares. 
The sheep of your flock have no intention of going back into their gates. It's your job to not let them get away. 
Do the various holes making as few strokes possible. Direct the ball with the mouse, gain power by holding down the left click and releasing by, well, releasing left click. It's mini but is just as time consuming as its big brother. 