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     Green engine 
    This is the first Vodka fueled car. Not cheap considering the vast quantities of Vodka it consumes... but very green

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     Multiple use 
    Do you know why Rams need their horns?

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     Programmer in love 
    What could be the reason for the end of this programmers relationship with his girlfriend?

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     Our buddy JC 
    If your ball ends up in a pond and you don't know what to do...Call JC!

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     Spring Cleaning 
    Great going! But I don't reckon you use that thing like that!

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     Matt Damon gets angry 
    For months he was cut out of the broadcasts but the time he does go on...

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     The Window next door 
    Having three mouth watering girls living next door is enough reason for any man to shake the goods...

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     Deserved revenge 
    I guess things aren't as they used to be...

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     The table 
    There's nothing to eat on this table...just plain old pain dished out by a real Bastard!

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     Road block 
    You know those poles that stick out from the street and block traffic from entering pedestrian zones etc. Have you ever thought of what would happen if someone tried to be smart ass?

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     The Daregranny 
    Guys, look at this blood-thirsty Grandmother coming to this clerk's rescue. If only she had had longer arms...She would've done some kick ass!

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     Sideline danger 
    It's often very nice to watch the match from the sidelines...as nice as it is dangerous!

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     Miraculous cure 
    An age old squalid means of curing baldness...The oriental version.

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     Ciao Games 

    Ciao games, Free games for you!

     Fonzie jumps the shark 
    The Americans have a term for everything. You know when a TV program has seen the last of its golden days and the writers don't know what to write anymore but the producers want to milk the show for its last drop. When you can tell that a show will never make a comeback of any sorts and you know exactly when, that's the point when the show "Jumps the shark"

    Where does it come from? Happy Days. In particular in this clip, with Fonzie decked out with his customary leather jacket and Bermuda shorts, has to jump over an enclosure that houses a great white shark. This was aired and to many the statement was clear: Happy Days had seen its best days. The happy days were over. This doesn't got to say that the show was taken off the air. Happy Days enjoyed over a hundred more episodes after making its "Jumped the shark" statement.

    The internet has given rise to a new sort of shark jumping. A site www.jumptheshark.com allows user to vote the precise moment in which show jumps the shark, if it exists. Indeed it is also possible that a show hasn't necessarily jumped the shark yet.

    A famous example, which is also mentioned on the site is when Mulder leaves the X-Files. When Michael Knight's twin brother arrives aboard the Golliath, Michael does well by crashing head on.

    We have other personal examples. With Baywatch for example, we are torn between thinking whether the woman who is reincarnated as a cat was jumping the shark or whether Baywatch nights, the spin-off in which they go and slay vampires was. More than jumping the shark...that's jumping the Whale shark.

    The new ones (Lost, Heroes and Prison Break) are too new to determine whether they have jumped the shark, although we are rather fond of thinking that when Sara Tancredi dies in the first episodes of the third season, the writers were thinking chomp chomp.





    This was published as in-depth reading by Bastardi Dentro on M to GO - Muscular awakening by M2O



    From Monday to Saturday from 7 to 9: The new muscular awakening of M2O with Sunflower and the voice of Leandro da Silva.

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     Sabotage 
    The alternatives are two: Or this driver is really fucking unlucky or his rival sabotaged the car!

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     Nervous hunter 
    Thank god those dickhead hunters claim to have nerves of steel!

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     Blessed Microphone 
    Drinking too much holy wine can lead to doing silly things just like what this buzzed priest did!

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     In shape! 
    It's a good idea trying to use a tread mill to keep you in shape or but a bad one to knock some sense into you!

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     Japanese Food fight 
    Crazy...the Japanese are just crazy

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     One at a time 
    Physical activities should be done one at a time...

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     Icejob 
    Some women will do anything for a bit of cream...


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     Snow tyres 
    This is a common problem for cars and snow...and stupid people push-starting their cars alone...

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     The Final 
    This is how you win (pity) when you lose a Grand Slam final.

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     The Marathon Man 
    ...shouldn't he be cutting the finish line?

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     Wrong measures 
    This guy thought he'd hired a mini...

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